EPSILON

WELCOME ALL EPSILONS!

Deer all Epsilons:

We reelly howp you tayke a look at our new wiki. Heer you will find wut it reelly means to be an Epsilon. Pleese feel free to email us at epsilonweloveblack@gmail.com with any kwestions. We are glad that you wur able to make it to a kumpyuter even though we don't have the privilege of beeng on one lyke the Alphas. Now I have to get back to my shift at the land fills. Sincerely, your Epsilon- Minus: Terrence

P.S

Shur yoove seen us arownd! We work all over the playce. Elevator men, garbage men, sewage workers, porters, and working for all ower supeerior alphas. Thank Ford for ower jobs, we reelly appreshiyate them. If not for us, who would run the sewers? Thank Ford we don't have jobs lyke the alphas, that wud be awkwurd



"Epsilons, as future sewage workers or future”



Us Epsilons, absolutely love sewage working!

Wy woodent you be an Epsilon? There grayt! We get to work the lower class jobs for Fords sake! FUN FACT: Aftr deth, we play a crushul roll in fosfate reclamashon.



"An Epsilon-Plus negro porter took in Bernard’s card, and they were admitted almost imrnediately."

EPSILONIAN RESPONSES TO QUOTES:

"But though the Epsilon mind was mature at ten, the Epsilon body was not ﬁt to work till eighteen." We absultly enjy our extra 8 yrs b4 wrk- Epsilon: Robert “But in Epsilons,” said Mr. Foster very justly, “we don’t need human intelligence."  Heck ya wee dnt, Mr. Foster undrstnds us. - Epsilon: Jeremy   “I suppose Epsilons don’t really mind being Epsilons”   Offcurse wee dnt, wee lov hoo wee r- Epsilon: Sarah  "Epsilons, had been conditioned to like ﬂowers-ﬂowers in particular and wild nature in general. The idea was to make them want to be going out into the country at every available opportunity, and so compel them to consume transport." Wee absltly lve tking the subwy and trnsit systms, wee use them 2 see the butiful nature in da wrld- Epsilon: Gerald    "And Epsilons are still worse. They’re too stupid to be able to read or write. Besides they wear black, which is such a beastly colour. I’m so glad I’m a Beta." Sux 4 u not to aprciate our butiful colrs and we arnt to stpid, u guyz r to smart, ech. -Epsilon: Pablo  “Yes, I know,” said Bernard derisively. “’Even Epsilons are useful’! So am I. And I damned well wish I weren’t!”  Ov course we are usefull, we r tha best. We can do anyting.

“I suppose Epsilons don’t really mind being Epsilons,” she said aloud. WE LUV BENG EPSILONS, we are prud ov hoo we r!!!!

"After all, every one works for every one else. We can’t do without any one. Even Epsilons .” C, WE r impoortant peepl in sosiety.  “But queer that Alphas and Betas won’t make any more plants grow than those nasty little Gammas and Deltas and Epsilons down there.”  HAY!! Thts not nice, WE r not nasty!!!!!!!!





simian creature WE LOVE NATURE!! "The liftman was a small simian creature, dressed in the black tunic of an Epsilon-Minus Semi-Moron."

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R faivorit muzic!!!

"One hundred and seven heat-conditioned Epsilon Senegalese were working in the foundry. " Hard wrk at tha foundry

Calseeum Carbonate for r bones

 Magnezium Salts to keep us small and bakwads.

Qutes hoo mayk us hoo wee r:

“Every one works for every one else. We can’t do without any one. Even Epsilons are useful. We couldn’t do without Epsilons. Every one works for every one else. We can’t do without any one.”

"Only an Epsilon can be expected to make Epsilon sacriﬁces,for the good reason that for him they aren’t sacriﬁces; they’re the line of least resistance."